Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Common Courtesy and Common Sense during the zombie uprising

Okay, this needs to be done. Have some common courtesy and common sense. There are scientists working on a solution, they are trying to figure out how to reverse whatever happened, they are trying to figure out what happened, if you are not one of those people you have only one responsibility now: Do everything you can to make sure that when they find a solution it is not too late for mankind!

Rules for the Zombie uprising:
1: The stores have been looted, the gas stations are dry! Stay away from these places, adding to the mayhem there will only put you in more danger.
2: Everyone that dies rises again and a bite from one of these things is 100% fatal. If you have been bit GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE, do not pretend you are okay, do not pretend you have not been bit, for the sake of everyone around you and the human race tie yourself up and/or get as far away from the living as fast as you can.
3: Your friend that has just been bit? It is too late for them, get away from them, kill them (remove their head), or tie them down. Keeping them close to you and any other survivors just puts you at more risk
4: Women and Children get first priority, this has nothing to do with chivalry or etiquette! if a sizable portion of the population is killed before a solution is found the more women and children in good physical shape that survive the easier it will be to rebuild our culture.
5: Pull and conserver resources. Only drive if you HAVE to for survival, and then don't speed, don't accelerate quickly and don't run the air conditioner. Same goes for food, water, ammunition, battery's, paper, pens, and all other consumables. You may need these things to survive in a week, don't use them up today.
6: Communicate. Share what you know on your blog, or via e-mail, but don't tie up phone lines and forget snail mail. Read all the news/blogs you can get access too, the more you know the better your chance of survival.

Thats it for now, I may add more later.
My personal account of these events can be found here.